You thought apples and bananas were just for breakfast? Think again. This strain is like a fruit salad made by a mad scientist with a sweet tooth. Apples & Bananas is the offspring of Platinum Cookies, Granddaddy Purple, Blue Power, and Gelatti — basically the coolest family reunion ever. The flavor? Sweet, fruity, and just a touch of that dank funk. Expect a balanced hybrid high that hits you like a sugar rush: energizing and euphoric, but with a mellow body buzz that’ll make you think twice about leaving the couch.

Banana Bubblegum #4 might be our favorite banana yet. A cross of the original Golden State Banana and Indiana Bubblegum brings forward a new strain that ends up with hints of all the lineage that came before it. With a light and sweet bubblegum flavor upfront and hints of both bananas and pepper on the exhale, Banana Bubblegum #4 is dense, chunky, and super fun to smoke.

Honestly, this may be our favorite banana yet. We love them all like they’re our own little bananas, and we really shouldn’t pick favorites but f*%# it, this one is our favorite. Banana Sherbet is a cross of Rainbow Sherbet and the OG Banana, GSB. It’s like Sunset Sherbet with extra scoops of banana ice cream. Mellow and social, this is one hell of a treat to share.

A cruffin is a hybrid of a croissant and a muffin. Our Cruffin is none of that, and it’s also not that Blue Sherbet x Zkittles cross that’s billed as “Blueberry Cruffin” on the interwebs. Ours is a different beast, a cross of Thin Mintz x DJ Short Blueberry. Ours will punch you in the face and steal your keys. Don’t have important things to do when you Cruffin. Don’t try to hold a deep conversation while Cruffining. Forget what you were saying? You’ve been Cruffin’d. It’s so good we printed stickers early. Don’t sleep, fam.

You know what’s even better than “Yet Another Cake Cross”? Yet another Cookies and Cream cross, this time with Grape Pie and (everyone’s most missed) Biscotti! Cookies on Cake on Pie, Oh My! This special drop of Carbon Fiber from Compound Genetics is aptly named as this strain layers 3 old school classics to create one new super smooth, super tasty super strain. Super.
With a combo of sweet berry and grape notes followed by a gassy and peppery exhale, this indica leaning strain will lift you up, get you social, and leave you relaxed.

Cereal Milk is a hybrid from our friends over at Cookies. A cross of Y Life (Cookies x Cherry Pie) and Snowman, this gem is an evenly balanced hybrid that packs a serious punch. Sweet with hints of vanilla and undertones of fruit, it tastes just like it sounds…like a bowl of cereal milk just begging to be slurped down at the end of a balanced breakfast. Don’t forget to put your bowl in the sink when you are done. Our Cereal Milk is the original cut, brought out from deep in our archive in Mom’s garage. We dusted her off and she’s just as good as we remember. Now it’s here for you so you can enjoy 2019 all over again.

Gastro Pop is truly special and rare and worthy of trying to capture. A cross of Apples & Bananas X Grape Gas, Gastro Pop has an amazing aroma, flavor to match and packs a serious punch. The aroma on the beauty is a mix of sweet grape, sour citrus, and diesel that feels like Forbidden Fruit in its final evolved form. The flavor matches the nose, and delivers an incredibly potent and pleasing smoke that should be both uplifting, euphoric and relaxing.

We have to admit, we may have messed up.

You see, what had happened was….we had 2 cuts of the famed Gelato #41. You know the one, The OG Sherbinski bred #41. One cut was from, well, Cookies; and the other was from a guy we know. We labeled one of them A and the other B, threw them in the nursery and went about our business. Except we didn’t write down which was which. Oops! Our bad. To further complicate things, good ol’ Super Mario himself swears ours isn’t a #41. Yikes! So we present you, Gelato “A”…which,(trust us) was way better than Gelato “B”. Allegedly born of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Cookies, Gelato “A” is creamy, citrusy, and sweet with a dash of vanilla and a hint of mint. This balanced hybrid packs a euphoric punch while keeping things smooth and mellow.

This is it gang, the original, original, OG Banana cut that kicked the whole Golden State Banana thing off. Golden State Banana’s original Golden State Banana. Smells like Bananas, smokes like Banana OG…high, bananas! There is a reason everyone loves this classic, now it’s here in the Garden State, Banana.

Sticky, dank, dark and chunky. While that may describe last night for some of you, it definitely also describes this Heir Heads cut from Kounter Kulture and Conception. Listed as a cross of Apples & Bananas x Runtz, we struggled not to call this “Yet Another Runtz Strain” but didn’t want to take away the glory from the original breeder. The nose on this strain is earthy, herbaceous, spiced apple, hints of diesel along with ripe fruit. It may not look pretty (like our 4th French Bulldog) but is a flavorful smoke with a euphoric and then relaxing high.

What do you get when you cross two great cakes that taste great together? More cake, obviously! Sorry if you were hoping for another Runtz remix. ICC x LPC is a mystery strain that we don’t know much about, but based on its lineage of Ice Cream Cake and Lemon Pound Cake, this balanced hybrid is true to its parents’ traits. A creamy and cakey smoke with hints of lemon and berries, ICC x LPC should calm the sassiest of ‘tudes and leave you couch-locked and ready for the chill after your Netflix binge. Like any good cake, this won’t last long. If you aren’t in line early, you might miss your slice.

Everyone in the scene has a favorite wook. Ice Wookie is what happens when those kids level up and start to drip. Covered in trichromes, Ice Wookie is dripping in a different kind of diamonds. Think of it as Chewbacca with swagger—a little more sparkle and a lot more shine. This strain is not very mindful, not very demure. With a Chem leaning nose and hints of Girl Scout Cookies on the smoke, Ice Wookie packs a punch then smiles at you with an iced out grill.

Insert jokes about how hard Jelly Ranchers have to work on the farm. Mention the strain lineage (Honey Banana x Tallymon). Point out that ours is Pheno #2 which is clearly better than #1. Subtly describe the flavor (green apple candy). Note the potency (rather high). Call it a day.

Jokerz, Jokerz, Jokerz, I’m surrounded by Jokerz. Originally bred by Compound Genetics, Jokerz is a cross of Jet Fuel Gelato and White Runtz. Wait, what? Another Runtz cross? Are you kidding us? We don’t even have a French Bulldog joke ready. Earthy and creamy with a hint of citrus and candy on the nose and exhale, Jokerz is fun and giggly but then the joke is on you as it turns quite sedative and sleepy. This Jokerz should be taken seriously and probably only at night.

Ray Obama’s cut of Obama Runtz (OG Kush X Afghani X Runtz) This release will put you in the air with a fervor and gets you to your destination flying high but when the job is done you might have to crash vs. surrender.

Meet Orange Zativa (yes, we made that up), but don’t let our lack of creativity fool you, it’s actually an accurate description. A cross of Orange Sherbet and OZK, you’ll get a tangie / orange nose that smells like a hint of a tropical get-a-way. But don’t get too cozy—this isn’t vacation weed. You’ll forget all about the nose and flavor the moment this rocket takes off. Expect stimulation: knee bouncing, mind racing, espresso type feelings. It’s the finishing tasks kind of high. We’ll say it ourselves, the numbers don’t match the high. This is a lower THC, lower terpene strain that can only be described as a wild ride.

Recently we scoured the globe (and by globe we mean we drove all the way to the Bronx…again) looking for new strains and/or a good time. Looks like we found both because one of the gems we came back with is this OZ Kush x ICC cross originally bred by Full Moon Genetics. She’s pretty, feisty, and like most girls from the Bronx, not to be trifled with. Sweet and creamy with notes of vanilla and a hint of earthiness, OZ x ICC is definitely a smoker, with a sedative Indica leaning high that gets you relaxed and happy. That is, it will if you can get your hands on it…we expect this one to play hard to get.

We know very little about Pluto 85. It’s supposed to be a cross of Pluto x E85, but we aren’t sure. We don’t even know where it came from, it just showed up one day out of the inky darkness of space. It’s so mysterious and poorly understood that some even think we should call it a Proto-strain. It gets weirder. We tried it. It crushed us like green kryptonite. It made us angry we couldn’t get to bed fast enough. Then we tested it and got Clark Kent results. Just make sure you look past the label on this one. You have to try it for yourself to know what lurks behind that mild mannered disguise.

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a rainbow with mochi? You get a psychedelic dessert experience, minus the sugar crash. Rainbow Mochi is a balanced hybrid delight that combines Pink Guava and Hassionfruit, creating a creamy, milky, fruit medley that’s as sweet as the little old lady that volunteers to be a crossing guard in your hometown. The real kicker? It’s got that uplifting and euphoric high that’ll have you feeling like Rick Lee Jones’ little fluffy clouds, ready to tackle the day or just vibe out. But be warned, this one’s as rare as a unicorn sighting.

Our Super Lemon Haze is a classic haze that tastes like lemons, smells like some guy named Jack, and it’s pretty…super. This is all day smoke for all day tokers. We would even say it’s a productivity enhancer.

We really wanted to release a whole string of OG strains (see our previous history with Runtz) but instead we found this one cut from Exotic Genetix that lets us cross off 3 strains at once! Triple OG is a 3-way cross of Triangle Kush X Constantine X Master Yoda and she is a stunner. Beauty and the Beast on this one, Triple OG is our highest tester yet! Triple OG is chunky and dense with classic OG structure and a sweet and sour citrus flavor followed by a heavy diesel aftertaste. The high is happy up front and then a heavy body high sets in right before you start talking backwards like Yoda. Snacks you will need. Otherwise crippling hunger will overcome you like the dark side.

Willie’s Kush We liked her so much we’re bringing her back, this time with less White Cake in the mix. Let’s be honest, Willie was the best parent in that home and we just liked it better than the White Cake we hooked up with, once. Let’s just call it a one night stand and move on with our lives, Ok?

Well that’s all going to pot, we’re here to crack open the heartbreak hotel: it’s actually a cross of Willie’s Kush x White Cake. This strain tastes and smells of tropical fruit, flowers, citrus, and a hint of earth. It’s the perfect flavor profile just to satisfy you.
Delivering an intense high that’s filled with euphoria, creativity, and the giggles, you’ll be lulled into such a deep relaxation that sleep is nearly impossible to fight, definitely not what you want before getting on the road again

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